Wonder who they will pick to try to replace him?
Gruesome?
Big Mike?
Michigan Mass Murderer?
Or a shadow candidate?
I'm not a betting man, but considering Gruesome was at the debate, I think we'll have a stupidly easy election campaign.
He's as likeable as a megachurch billionaire pastor asking for offerings.
The last thoughts to go through their minds as they're facing the wall will be, "This is all according to plan, white hats are on the way. WWG1W-"