LMFAO, I read the title of the post and was like, "it's already the apocalypse and we got to start launching rockets into it now?"

Also "serpent deity"... good grief.

3 minutes you say? Interesting

Revelation 8:12 The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night.