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Like many entertainers, Elvis (a crypto Jew) faked his death on order of his handlers. His twin brother who often sang under his name died but Elvis is still alive and has been uncovered in Arkansas posing as Pastor Bob Joyce. (media.scored.co)
posted 2 years ago by LightBringerFlex 2 years ago by LightBringerFlex +9 / -0
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– PatriotDawg 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Now! I don't believe that shit

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– LightBringerFlex [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

The Elvis on the right has been discovered because he sounds exactly like Elvis when he sings at church so they checked the vocals in a audio machine to see if it was a match and the vocals was a perfect match on the graph.

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– Merely_a_conduit 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

That's clearly Kenny Rogers

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– LightBringerFlex [S] 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Pastor Bob Joyce is the new name he adopted.

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– Merely_a_conduit 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

That bastard! He suckered us all in with his music and delicious roast chicken only to go underground into a new hustle

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– Mad_King_Kalak 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Elvis had many problems with drugs, alcohol, and his weight due to binge eating and crash diets. The man on the right doesn't look like he had problems with either. Plus the earlobes and eyebrow ridges are different.

Anyway, WTF is this about Elvis being a crypto jew?

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– LightBringerFlex [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

There are 2 Elivis’. They claim his twin brother died at birth but he actually died as an adult. He was the fat one and would sing as Elvis. Nobody could tell the difference. But he died. Skinny one lives.

He is a Khazar Jew wirh connection to the Jewish entertainment industry. That’s how he got in to begin with. They also forced him into retirement like they do many aging stars.

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– Mad_King_Kalak 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Yea, I'll pass.

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– LightBringerFlex [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Look at youtube videos that study Pastor Bob Joyce voice using computer graphs and you will see it's an exact match. Also, here he is singing at the same time as the real elvis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwgczS__2g

Here is he is alone. Many other songs online:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kcGFLJHkUY

Also, one of the reptilian agents who often shows her reptilian eyes on social media confirmed this is him.

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