The Jews are planning on reinstating conscription and the press in European countries are being ordered by their governments to shill for it. Presumably you could defer it through enrolling on some study program but given that modern colleges are woke as fuck it’s probably just as intolerable as fighting a war.
Suppose another option is cutting a finger off and claiming you are disabled from frostbite or something lol.
If it actually manages to come to that, you kill the draft officer when they finally come to your door after ignoring the first letter.