There’s a decent chance of that happening. Have him win the fake election to make people believe elections are magically real again (no one ever gets punished). Zero deportations, nothing he said would happen happens.

Then they allow the economy to hyperinflate so people beg the government to save them, and Donald “all of my grandchildren are jews” Trump, the merciful god of populism, swoops in with The Gold-Plated Platinum Plan where everyone gets a card that refills every month with UBI, but only denominated in the CBDC released by the Federal Reserve and backed by J.P. Morgan. Then suddenly every European Union country is added to the exact same system with no currency difference (“to make free trade easier”).

Boom, everyone is magically saved. And they don’t even question that their UBI isn’t allowed to be used on any products the government doesn’t want them to buy. Because if they question it, they get it taken away, and now they need it to stay alive. So they won’t.

God in Heaven, I hate being right.