Captain, sir, I can't go on that mission, my male cunt is bleeding.
Captain: Okay you sweet petunia. Even though we're at war with Tasmania, I'll let you sleep in and drink some nice tea to ease the cramps. Sergeant Collins, bring Private Tootsie some tea then take hesheit out back and shoot it in the head.
Captain, sir, I can't go on that mission, my male cunt is bleeding.
Captain: Okay you sweet petunia. Even though we're at war with Tasmania, I'll let you sleep in and drink some nice tea to ease the cramps. Sergeant Collins, bring Private Tootsie some tea then take hesheit out back and shoot it in the head.