We'll call it....Fatassinix
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Get it? Nixin' fat ass? Haha!
Why isn't anyone asking what NON-investors want? I'd like them to work on cyanide pills juuuuuuust big enough to kill every single one of their executives and maybe some of their toddler-fucker sympathizers and suppliers.
Fuck obesity, just EXERCISE FATTY! 🤣😂
I'm kidding, but seriously though. Just walk a mile a day and say bye bye to "obesity" before you know it. Unlike some stupid speed or speed analog with a dash of mRNA in it for "safety reasonz," when you exercise, YOU LOSE IT HEALTHILY AND IT REMAINS OFF. You know, statistically anyway.
But NOOOOOOOOOO we need Pfucker to save us yet again.
Next up, the National Obesidemic Sweets Lockdown. Buy your Twinkies now, they bout to be....
There's already an oral treatment for obesity. It's called a ball gag.
Funny ... that really doesn't work on my side-ho... she steadily gainin' weight ... but only in her belly.
So... yet another way for people to live without consequences of their actions?
Does EVERY BOX OF DONUTS BINGE-A-THON need to be answered for? I hear nothing goes better with fentanyl© than Ben & Jerry's™ so what do you want ME to do? Can you just give me a fucking PILL PLEASE? YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN AMERICA RIGHT!??
There is major consequence to these pills. Ozempik, and semiglutide work all similarly to this pill. And it makes you literally not want to eat. It causes almost like starvation effect. Where you are losing not fat, you are losing alot of muscle mass, and glycogenic stores in the muscles. THEN it causes an issue with longer term useage where your body doesnt send signaling to the brain properly from the gut.
Phizer Exec:
"Shit; we already got the Government to mandate our Common-Cold """vaccine"""; let's try to get this one made 'mandatory', too!"
Why would they want a treatment for their other cash cows that obesity creates?
It's obviously going to make shit worse somehow or other.