It's the messiah part I don't believe, as I said.

I'm not at all interested in the Bible, but I can probably prove there is no God using Kurt Vonnegut novels.

It would be equally as believable as the Bible. I'm fine with Jesus and I'm fine with his presence here once on earth once upon a time....or maybe twice. Be Jesus. Love Jesus. Like I said though, when someone starts talking about they are this or that because "God told them," get the fuck away from there. From experience