How about this one from the Da vinci code movie..
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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.
Philip?
Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...
...along with any other gospels that made...
...Jesus appear human and not divine.
What else is getting edited out because of this Council of Nicaea.
If these guys are weeding out a bunch of stuff. How about that really thick Urantia book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book
Let me get the page count. 2,097 pages! This thing is fucking crazy. But it begins with the supposed real history of the world. Author is Anonymous. I think it even gets into fucking aliens with the beginning. lol. Other civilizations out there.
But then a large chunk later is about the supposed real story of this Jesus dude. Does it get into how he was shagging that chick.
Let me just get the damn pdf and check what page the Jesus stuff starts. It was pretty thick and i sacked it when it changed to that, years ago. lol.
Christ this pdf is 4432 pages. lol.
https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book/download-text-urantia-book
They have different file types, this is the pdf. It's only 9mb zipped up, unzipped it's 14mb.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/urantia/docs/en/uf-eng-001-1955-21-pdf.zip
This shit's pretty fuckin deep, man. Here's the table of contents. lol.
PART I
The Central and Superuniverses
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
001 · The Universal Father · Divine Counselor · 21
002 · The Nature of God · Divine Counselor · 33
003 · The Attributes of God · Divine Counselor · 44
004 · God’s Relation to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 54
005 · God’s Relation to the Individual · Divine Counselor · 62
006 · The Eternal Son · Divine Counselor · 73
007 · Relation of the Eternal Son to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 81
008 · The Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 90
009 · Relation of the Infinite Spirit to the Universe · Divine
Counselor · 98
010 · The Paradise Trinity · Universal Censor · 108
011 · The Eternal Isle of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 118
012 · The Universe of Universes · Perfector of Wisdom · 128
013 · The Sacred Spheres of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 143
014 · The Central and Divine Universe · Perfector of Wisdom · 152
015 · The Seven Superuniverses · Universal Censor · 164
016 · The Seven Master Spirits · Universal Censor · 184
017 · The Seven Supreme Spirit Groups · Divine Counselor · 197
018 · The Supreme Trinity Personalities · Divine Counselor · 207
019 · The Co-ordinate Trinity-Origin Beings · Divine Counselor · 214
020 · The Paradise Sons of God · Perfector of Wisdom · 223
021 · The Paradise Creator Sons · Perfector of Wisdom · 234
022 · The Trinitized Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 243
023 · The Solitary Messengers · Divine Counselor · 256
024 · Higher Personalities of the Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 264
025 · The Messenger Hosts of Space · One High in Authority · 273
026 · Ministering Spirits of the Central Universe · Perfector of
Wisdom · 285
027 · Ministry of the Primary Supernaphim · Perfector of Wisdom · 298
028 · Ministering Spirits of the Superuniverses · Mighty Messenger · 306
029 · The Universe Power Directors · Universal Censor · 319
030 · Personalities of the Grand Universe · Mighty Messenger · 330
031 · The Corps of the Finality · Divine Counselor and One Without
Name and Number · 345
PART II
The Local Universe
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
032 · The Evolution of Local Universes · Mighty Messenger · 357
033 · Administration of the Local Universe · Chief of Archangels · 366
034 · The Local Universe Mother Spirit · Mighty Messenger · 374
035 · The Local Universe Sons of God · Chief of Archangels · 384
036 · The Life Carriers · Vorondadek Son · 396
037 · Personalities of the Local Universe · Brilliant Evening Star · 406
038 · Ministering Spirits of the Local Universe · Melchizedek · 418
039 · The Seraphic Hosts · Melchizedek · 426
040 · The Ascending Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 443
041 · Physical Aspects of the Local Universe · Archangel · 455
042 · Energy—Mind and Matter · Mighty Messenger · 467
043 · The Constellations · Malavatia Melchizedek · 485
044 · The Celestial Artisans · Archangel · 497
045 · The Local System Administration · Melchizedek · 509
046 · The Local System Headquarters · Archangel · 519
047 · The Seven Mansion Worlds · Brilliant Evening Star · 530
048 · The Morontia Life · Archangel · 541
049 · The Inhabited Worlds · Melchizedek · 559
050 · The Planetary Princes · Secondary Lanonandek · 572
051 · The Planetary Adams · Secondary Lanonandek · 580
052 · Planetary Mortal Epochs · Mighty Messenger · 589
053 · The Lucifer Rebellion · Manovandet Melchizedek · 601
054 · Problems of the Lucifer Rebellion · Mighty Messenger · 613
055 · The Spheres of Light and Life · Mighty Messenger · 621
056 · Universal Unity · Mighty Messenger and Machiventa
Melchizedek · 637
PART III
The History of Urantia
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
057 · The Origin of Urantia · Life Carrier · 651
058 · Life Establishment on Urantia · Life Carrier · 664
059 · The Marine-Life Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 672
060 · Urantia During the Early Land-Life Era · Life Carrier · 685
061 · The Mammalian Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 693
062 · The Dawn Races of Early Man · Life Carrier · 703
063 · The First Human Family · Life Carrier · 711
064 · The Evolutionary Races of Color · Life Carrier · 718
065 · The Overcontrol of Evolution · Life Carrier · 730
066 · The Planetary Prince of Urantia · Melchizedek · 741
067 · The Planetary Rebellion · Melchizedek · 754
068 · The Dawn of Civilization · Melchizedek · 763
069 · Primitive Human Institutions · Melchizedek · 772
070 · The Evolution of Human Government · Melchizedek · 783
071 · Development of the State · Melchizedek · 800
072 · Government on a Neighboring Planet · Melchizedek · 808
073 · The Garden of Eden · Solonia · 821
074 · Adam and Eve · Solonia · 828
075 · The Default of Adam and Eve · Solonia · 839
076 · The Second Garden · Solonia · 847
077 · The Midway Creatures · Archangel · 855
078 · The Violet Race After the Days of Adam · Archangel · 868
079 · Andite Expansion in the Orient · Archangel · 878
080 · Andite Expansion in the Occident · Archangel · 889
081 · Development of Modern Civilization · Archangel · 900
082 · The Evolution of Marriage · Chief of Seraphim · 913
083 · The Marriage Institution · Chief of Seraphim · 922
084 · Marriage and Family Life · Chief of Seraphim · 931
085 · The Origins of Worship · Brilliant Evening Star · 944
086 · Early Evolution of Religion · Brilliant Evening Star · 950
087 · The Ghost Cults · Brilliant Evening Star · 958
088 · Fetishes, Charms, and Magic · Brilliant Evening Star · 967
089 · Sin, Sacrifice, and Atonement · Brilliant Evening Star · 974
090 · Shamanism—Medicine Men and Priests · Melchizedek · 986
091 · The Evolution of Prayer · Chief of Midwayers · 994
092 · The Later Evolution of Religion · Melchizedek · 1003
093 · Machiventa Melchizedek · Melchizedek · 1014
094 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Orient · Melchizedek · 1027
095 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Levant · Melchizedek · 1042
096 · Yahweh—God of the Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1052
097 · Evolution of the God Concept Among the
Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1062
098 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Occident · Melchizedek · 1077
099 · The Social Problems of Religion · Melchizedek · 1086
100 · Religion in Human Experience · Melchizedek · 1094
101 · The Real Nature of Religion · Melchizedek · 1104
102 · The Foundations of Religious Faith · Melchizedek · 1118
103 · The Reality of Religious Experience · Melchizedek · 1129
104 · Growth of the Trinity Concept · Melchizedek · 1143
105 · Deity and Reality · Melchizedek · 1152
106 · Universe Levels of Reality · Melchizedek · 1162
107 · Origin and Nature of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1176
108 · Mission and Ministry of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1185
109 · Relation of Adjusters to Universe Creatures · Solitary
Messenger · 1195
110 · Relation of Adjusters to Individual Mortals · Solitary
Messenger · 1203
111 · The Adjuster and the Soul · Solitary Messenger · 1215
112 · Personality Survival · Solitary Messenger · 1225
113 · Seraphic Guardians of Destiny · Chief of Seraphim · 1241
114 · Seraphic Planetary Government · Chief of Seraphim · 1250
115 · The Supreme Being · Mighty Messenger · 1260
116 · The Almighty Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1268
117 · God the Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1278
118 · Supreme and Ultimate—Time and Space · Mighty
Messenger · 1294
119 · The Bestowals of Christ Michael · Chief of Evening Stars · 1308
ok this
PART IV
The Life and Teachings of Jesus
Starts at page 2811 of 4432. Looks like it's less than half.. 36% of this titanic book is the Jesus stuff. So these guys aren't fucking around. lol. Like who wrote all this super shitload of stuff.. it'd take how long. I tried reading this shit at the start and it was really "heavy" ok.. it's like they know shit man. I think it's fucking aliens that pretty much got all this going with like knowing shit about the past where they'd use some device like I don't know what.. hacking into the akashic records. lol.
So.. I'll ask bing AI if he was shagging that chick in their version of the story. lol. Bing AI was being stupid when I asked it how many pages the Jesus stuff was of the urantia book so sacked it. Using chatGPT.
I'm bogging it down and it's progressing slow. lol. Too much fucking text here and I'll put that conversation in the comments.. cause i only got 5k text left here.
[part 1 of 2] lol
User
the uratia book.. this 36% of it being the story of Jesus.. does it talk about if he was shagging that girlfriend of his in this book?
ChatGPT
The Urantia Book is a religious text that presents a unique cosmology, philosophy, and spiritual teachings. It does include a narrative about the life and teachings of Jesus, but it is written in a way that focuses on his spiritual and religious message rather than details of his personal life or relationships. The book emphasizes Jesus' teachings, his role as a spiritual leader, and his contributions to the development of religious thought.
The Urantia Book is not a historical or biographical account of Jesus in the same way that some other texts may be, and it does not delve into speculative or sensationalized details about his personal life or relationships. Instead, it seeks to provide a comprehensive spiritual and philosophical perspective.
If you have specific questions about the content of The Urantia Book or its teachings, I recommend consulting the book itself or seeking guidance from individuals or communities familiar with its interpretations and teachings.
User
it doesn't talk about this chick he got the bloodline with, that you don't get in the roman catholic version of the bible?
ChatGPT
The concept of a "bloodline" or a romantic relationship for Jesus is not a part of traditional Christian theology as found in the Bible or in mainstream Christian beliefs. The Urantia Book, as mentioned earlier, presents a unique perspective on the life and teachings of Jesus, focusing more on his spiritual and religious message.
It's important to note that beliefs about Jesus and his life can vary widely among different religious and spiritual traditions. However, mainstream Christianity, including the Roman Catholic Church, does not teach or endorse the idea of Jesus having a romantic relationship or a "bloodline" in the sense of descendants.
If you're interested in specific claims or narratives related to Jesus outside of mainstream Christian teachings, you may need to explore alternative or non-canonical texts, but it's essential to approach such sources with critical thinking and an understanding of their historical and theological context.
User
you know what i'm talking about that chick he was shagging.. i think it was mary magdalene. lol
ChatGPT
The idea of Jesus having a romantic or sexual relationship with Mary Magdalene is a topic that has been explored in various works of fiction, literature, and alternative historical theories, most notably popularized in Dan Brown's novel "The Da Vinci Code." However, it's important to clarify that these ideas are not part of mainstream Christian theology or supported by historical evidence found in the New Testament or other credible historical sources.
In the New Testament, Mary Magdalene is portrayed as a follower of Jesus and one of the women who witnessed his crucifixion and resurrection. She is not described as Jesus' romantic partner in the biblical texts.
The notion of a romantic relationship between Jesus and Mary Magdalene is a speculative and fictional interpretation that has been the subject of debate and controversy but is not grounded in historical or biblical accounts. It's essential to distinguish between religious or theological beliefs and speculative interpretations or works of fiction when discussing such topics.
User
you also got this file.. Bloodline of the holy grail where they get into this eh.. like the family tree..
ChatGPT
The idea of a "Bloodline of the Holy Grail" has been explored in various works of fiction and alternative historical theories, most notably in books like "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" by Michael Baigent, Richard Leigh, and Henry Lincoln, and as I mentioned earlier, in Dan Brown's novel "The Da Vinci Code."
These works propose the theory that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had descendants, and their bloodline continued through the ages, leading to the creation of secret societies that guarded this lineage. These theories, however, are not based on historical evidence supported by mainstream historical or religious scholarship.
It's important to understand that these ideas are considered speculative and are not part of mainstream Christian theology or accepted historical accounts. They are often presented as works of historical fiction or conspiracy theories. While they can be intriguing and entertaining to explore in literature and fiction, they should not be taken as established historical facts.
If you are interested in learning more about these theories, you can certainly read the books you mentioned, but it's crucial to approach them with a critical and discerning mindset, recognizing that they do not represent mainstream historical or religious consensus.
User
well the roman catholic bible.. sounds like they were editing out stuff.. in da vinci code.. the transcript says
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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.
Philip?
Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...
...along with any other gospels that made...
...Jesus appear human and not divine.
Was also this other section..
709
01:01:29,391 --> 01:01:33,228
The Good Book did not arrive by facsimile from heaven.
The Bible as we know it was finally presided over by one man:
The pagan emperor Constantine.
I thought Constantine was a Christian.
Oh, hardly, no. He was a lifelong pagan...
...who was baptized on his deathbed.
Constantine was Rome's supreme holy man.
From time immemorial...
...his people had worshiped a balance between nature's male deities...
...and the goddess, or sacred feminine.
But a growing religious turmoil was gripping Rome.
Three centuries earlier...
...a young Jew named Jesus had come along...
...preaching love and a single God.
Centuries after his crucifixion...
...Christ's followers had grown exponentially...
...and had started a religious war against the pagans.
Or did the pagans commence war against the Christians?
Leigh, we can't be sure who began the atrocities in that period.
We can at least agree that the conflict grew to such proportions...
...that it threatened to tear Rome in two.
So Constantine may have been a lifelong pagan...
...but he was also a pragmatist.
And in 325 anno Domini...
...he decided to unify Rome under a single religion, Christianity.
Christianity was on the rise. He didn't want his empire torn apart.
And to strengthen this new Christian tradition...
...Constantine held a famous ecumenical gathering...
...known as the Council of Nicaea.
And at this council...
...the many sects of Christianity debated and voted on, well...
...everything, from the acceptance and rejection of specific gospels...
...to the date for Easter...
...to the administering of the sacraments, and of course...
...the immortality of Jesus.
I don't follow.
Well, ma chère, until that moment in history...
...Jesus was viewed by many of his followers as a mighty prophet...
...as a great and powerful man, but a man nevertheless.
A mortal man.
Not the Son of God?
Not even his nephew twice removed.
Constantine did not create Jesus' divinity.
He simply sanctioned an already widely held idea.
Semantics. No, it's not semantics. You're interpreting facts to support your own conclusions.
Fact: For many Christians, Jesus was mortal one day and divine the next.
For some Christians, his divinity was enhanced.
Absurd. There was a formal announcement of his promotion.
They couldn't even agree on the Nicene Creed!
Excuse me. "Who is God, who is man?"
How many have been murdered over this question?
As long as there has been a one true God...
...there has been killing in his name.
So you're getting these roman catholic guys editing out the bible, eh. I wondered.. like what's up with the Uratia version.. cause they get into pretty whacked out stuff before they get into the Jesus thing, eh.
Whatcha got on things with the Jesus section of Uratia, which are containing things that got weeded out with the Roman catholic version of the bible.
You said the urantia doesn't get into how jesus was shagging mary magdalene.. so I guess that ain't in there. Whatcha got on stuff that's in the urantia book jesus section which they weeded out of the roman catholic version of the bible.
ChatGPT
The Urantia Book is a unique religious text that presents a distinct perspective on various aspects of spirituality and cosmology, including the life and teachings of Jesus. While it offers an expansive narrative about Jesus and his teachings, it's essential to clarify that The Urantia Book is not considered part of mainstream Christian theology or biblical canon. Instead, it represents the beliefs of a small religious movement known as the Urantia Fellowship.
The Urantia Book provides a detailed account of Jesus' life, his teachings, and the spiritual aspects of his mission, often offering a different perspective than what is found in traditional Christian texts. Some notable aspects of the Urantia version of Jesus' life include:
The Concept of Universe Sons: The Urantia Book presents Jesus as a "Universe Son" or a divine being who incarnated on Earth as part of a larger cosmic mission to reveal the nature of God to humanity.
Expanded Teachings: The book contains extensive teachings attributed to Jesus, many of which are not found in the canonical Gospels of the Bible. These teachings often emphasize spiritual concepts, personal growth, and the relationship between individuals and God.
Focus on the Spiritual Message: The Urantia Book places a strong emphasis on the spiritual and theological aspects of Jesus' mission, aiming to provide a deeper understanding of his divine nature and the purpose of his life.
Cosmic Context: The book situates Jesus within a broader cosmic framework, discussing his role in the universe and the spiritual hierarchy of beings.
It's important to note that while The Urantia Book offers a different perspective on the life and teachings of Jesus, it does not necessarily contain information that was "weeded out" of the Roman Catholic version of the Bible. Instead, it presents an alternative interpretation of Jesus' mission and message.
The reason it is not considered part of mainstream Christian canon is that its origins and teachings are distinct from those of traditional Christianity. It's essential to approach The Urantia Book with an open mind, understanding that it represents the beliefs of a specific religious group but is not universally accepted within the broader Christian tradition.
User
so were you able to catch some things of the jesus section of the urantia book that they edited out of the roman catholic bible?
ChatGPT
The Urantia Book and the Roman Catholic Bible are two entirely different texts, and they were not created through a process of editing or redaction of each other. The Urantia Book is a separate religious text created by a specific religious group, the Urantia Fellowship, and is not considered part of the traditional Christian canon.
The Roman Catholic Bible, which includes the Old and New Testaments, is a compilation of various ancient texts, including the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament) and the Gospels, letters, and other writings of early Christians (New Testament). The canonization of the Christian Bible was a complex historical process that occurred over centuries, and different Christian denominations may have slightly different versions of the Bible.
The Urantia Book, on the other hand, is a distinct work that offers a unique interpretation of spirituality and the life of Jesus. While it does include an extensive narrative about Jesus, it's not a matter of "editing out" content from the Roman Catholic Bible, but rather presenting a different perspective and additional teachings.
As such, you won't find direct comparisons of content that was edited out of the Roman Catholic Bible and included in The Urantia Book because they are fundamentally different texts with different origins and purposes. If you have specific questions about the content of The Urantia Book or its interpretation of Jesus' life, it would be best to consult the book itself or seek guidance from individuals or communities familiar with its teachings.
[contined in part 2 of 2] lol