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Suggested dehumanization in the name of others.

fr3ewillofdaajoooo

a) mocking free will of choice implies ones ignorance of being free will of choice, hence ones lack of self discernment.

b) for many "free-will-of-choice" represents a suggested name; while few discern the implication of each one representing free will of choice. Putting in the effort represents a testament (test of mind) for ones self discernment.

c) why would you exchange "choice" for "joooo" instead of "will"? Doing so shapes a "jooo" into a chosen one.

double speak

Using suggested words over perceivable sound implies "one corresponding to the other" (double). Therefore; "double" represents the status quo for speaking, which tempts one to ignore that nature doesn't speak (articulation of sound), because sound represents natural; and words represent artificial.

2.0

Aka ones consent to suggested nihilism (0) and dualism (2), while ignoring perceivable units (1). Furthermore; the point "." (end of sentence) implies ones consent to suggested progressivism, while ignoring ones ongoing life-sentence.

to re-write every word in the English dictionary

a) Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary is right now on it's eleventh edition, which implies that those who dictate expressions by words are editing definitions; hence continuously changing them.

b) the few suggest written dictionaries, while the many consent to RE (respond to) WRITE (written by) them.

tl; dr...how about adding an example for a re-written word to your accusatory comment?