Just a template post for vax card up-to-date after 5 years:

I got all my vaccinations recommended by irrefutable scientific figures like:

1. politicians
2. people in white coats
3. media
4. actors
5. tik tok influencers

Since the science is unequivocal on the subject, I decided to take all the vaccines possible to protect society and get some pictures for social media, so I can spread awareness. I believe science and everyone, who has a large number of following.

Now 5 years later, I can say that I have no covid, no other problems with health whatsoever. Of course, I've been dead for 3 years, since I had blood cloths everywhere and the twitches resulted in my heart stopping one day.

But it could've been much worse without the vaccine...