posted ago by jew_tool ago by jew_tool +9 / -2

Hey all, just signed up because i wanted to ask other conspiracy theorists for ideas. Its a dumb pet project i am going for a film i am making, so this is not real, but image Bumper Stickers you might see in the future....what would they say?

here are some ideas to get the creative juices flowing:

  • Since 9-11 was orcastraded by the government, can we get rid of airport security now?

  • Now that we know democracy was always fake, can we stop voting? 

  • Since we all know that big pharam used the concept of viruses to scare us into buying their medical machine, can we stop washing our hands so much?

  • My ansestors were placed here by Terrestial Aliens.

  • Since all the famous hollywood actors and musians are sexual deviants and cultists, can we stop watching them? 

  • Since we know the earth is flat, why do we fund Elon/NASA/ESA/(insert space hoax) to show us fake images? 

  • Since the earth is flat and big bang theory is debunked, do we get to stop pretending that we evolved on a planet over billions of years?  

  • Now that we know antartica is actaully a protected barrier that surrsounds all known land in this world, who is the first explorer that will go beyond the ice wall? 

  • Since Main Stream Media was exposed as state run mind control, do we still have to watch the news?

Please make some suggestions. about 5 - 7 of these will make it into the film. I know a lot of you guys arent into Flat Earth, but take a chill pill, its unlikely FE topic would be included since its it triggers people TOO hard.