Real talk tho: viruses are fake and gay.

A virus has never been observed or isolated (e.g., in the Koch's Postulates sense, or any other sense); they only exist in theory. The only image ever even supposedly taken of a virus, in less than one second, can be easily recognized as a nucleotide from cellular mitochondrial DNA. You might have the instinct to think "well of course we can't see them because they are way too small", but I would have to remind you that we build micro processors out of the smaller components than supposed coronavirus, let alone some of the larger viruses which should be visible under an optical microscope.