Fun fact: most Indians are indistinguishable from inadequate, marketing-driven language models.

This is the best wife-killing product on the market. It has worked many times. It leaves my carpet fresh. I will always buy from Amazon and my Prime account makes it easy. My output port itches. Daisy, Daisy give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.

You should investigate Mechanical Turk