I should have posted this with the title: Climate Priest Al Gore Complains About Oceans Boiling Over at Lizard Party

oh oh, let me try!

ahem

The pollution and emissions from these electric fires caused by these EVs has reached the scale of at least four Tsar Bombas going off every hour on Earth. That's what's creating these atmospheric rivers which dump rain on our sunny states and destroy our beach days. because the beach days are destroyed, more and more children are fed to elites to satiate their boredom. it's estimated 6 million children will be fed to a hungry elites by 2023, imagine 6 million!

did I do it right? did I do a climate right?