there is zero reason why we shouldn't call their bluff and make every fucking word offensive.

The fact that Stanford wrote this in English is offensive to people that don't speak English. Was this report translated into every language? This report is offensive to me because i'm a cat, and I didn't see any of the harmful meows in their report. Does Stanford hate cats?

What about people that can't read or are blind, did Stanford produce this study in brail? Is it available audio?

Stanford is a bunch of qanon flat earth maga republican bigots because this report doesn't include offensives meows and barks.