Hi. This is Simon's butler. I would like to inform you that his head has exploded and his brains are all over the ceiling. There's a note saying he wishes he could stop thinking about ground up kitten spaghetti and banging senior citizens. He appears to have written the note with his penis because there is a sharpie superglued to it. FYI the Sharpie is chartreuse. Anyone need a butler?
I generally relieve the pressure by throwing kittens in a woodchipper when no one is looking.
WHOA BUBBA!
er... cough ... and I confess I think of sex with Liz Cheney while doing it ..
Hi. This is Simon's butler. I would like to inform you that his head has exploded and his brains are all over the ceiling. There's a note saying he wishes he could stop thinking about ground up kitten spaghetti and banging senior citizens. He appears to have written the note with his penis because there is a sharpie superglued to it. FYI the Sharpie is chartreuse. Anyone need a butler?
I have alerted my friends in a British group named the Pythons about the upcoming butler availability. They will take it under consideration.