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posted 3 years ago by funturistic 3 years ago by funturistic +6 / -0
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– DZP1 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Jesus H. Christ. Stop right there. Giving unknown people details on you that can help them target you is like giving your wallet to a Nigerian.

Also, this is not the real Illuminati. They do NOT run web-based recruitment programs. They do NOT flash their pyramid at outsiders in obvious ways aside from printed currency. With any luck, this is just a troll but for heaven's sake stop now and don't connect with whoever is behind this. Unless you might have a death wish because the real Illuminati don't f around. Also, the path for normies is through the Masons. There is NO HR department for the Cabalists.

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– DZP1 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

The thing is, those are kind of decoys, as real power is never given to random applicants coming up from the lowest levels.

The Illuminati and their subgroups / derivatives have interest mostly only in those with enough power to contribute. That includes professionals in the legal system such as attorneys and judges, or politicians. If you're a plumber and join the Masons, or GD or OTO you're going to stay an outsider member, not really initiated into higher ranks where you get trusted to perform needed tasks. As in any secret organization, no one is ever trusted until they have proven themselves, and even then people get retested. If you were to join GD but have no power, you will essentially get told to copy scrolls forever, never rise. Some guy with a GED would stay at low levels unable to penetrate the real organization. What all the groups want is semitrustable sociopaths who can be trusted to carry out orders, but may not ever be told the real reasons for actions. No bricklayer or truck driver would ever be able to fit the needs, and any random guy dumb enough to apply on a website would not be trusted. A lot of recruitment comes only from personal contact. For example, the Masons have the slogan "To become one, ask one". This prevents the loose cannons from cluttering up the ranks.

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– DZP1 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Yes on all that. Ahem. Er, I am a Grand Master in the Royal Order of the Enlightened Potato and I invite gullible guys who want to get laid to join our all-male group which also gives story hours at libraries then goes and has a beer or 10 until the initiates blank out and wake up the next morning with a sore ass. The hazards of secret societies...

Actually I am a member of a secret society of one, and it's going to stay that way.

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– Mrexreturns 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

This is literally just LARP.

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– jc99ta 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Seems legit

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