I'm certain this was common. Every poor fuck on the nile wore golden flip flops.

smokes crack

I thought this was known, unless we’re just being clueless idiots. Shoes we wear today are not conductors like Gold is, they’re insulators blocking your ability to ground yourself to the Earth.

puts pipe down

Practical

ah yes, one of the softest metals makes great foil shoes

Egyptians used to be white, and had an advanced civilization, until jews flooded them with noggers, until they were all brown.

The man who pulled that gold from the earth is not the same man who wore those shoes.

As it has always been, so shall it ever be.