I had a microchip implanted in my dick. Now when I go to a bar, I just wave my penis at a girl and she can tell electronically whether she's going home with me. So far I haven't quite perfected the technology but I've learned how to treat black eyes really well.
Fucking nope.
I had a microchip implanted in my dick. Now when I go to a bar, I just wave my penis at a girl and she can tell electronically whether she's going home with me. So far I haven't quite perfected the technology but I've learned how to treat black eyes really well.