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posted 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 2 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +7 / -1

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– DZP1 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I had a microchip implanted in my dick. Now when I go to a bar, I just wave my penis at a girl and she can tell electronically whether she's going home with me. So far I haven't quite perfected the technology but I've learned how to treat black eyes really well.

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