Which Monkeys? I am quite sure Crimea is Russian it has Sevastopol located on it. What about Donbass and Luhansk Oblast. What about a larger population of kindred people who once shared a language and history?

I am quite sure giving them opposing guns, kills them? But if it makes you sleep.

If they weren't armed would they fight each other? But fair enough if you're fighting for them, I mean why not, they're fighting for you. But damn those nukes, it was much simpler before they came along. Wars were once upon a time ago won. Instead of fought in the shadows, behind human shields, and armies of monkeys.