Oy veh, I am not white, I am Jewish! Now you black tools, go ahead and do my bidding and fight those nasty bad white people! By the way, today only, I am offering credit cards with only a low 25% APR. I buy granny's gold teeth, so strip that corpse before you bury it! Er, no, my ancestors didn't run slave ships. That's just a rumor that the white people put out. Try some of my Colonel Moishe's Fried Chicken and Bagels, it's delicious.
Oy veh, I am not white, I am Jewish! Now you black tools, go ahead and do my bidding and fight those nasty bad white people! By the way, today only, I am offering credit cards with only a low 25% APR. I buy granny's gold teeth, so strip that corpse before you bury it! Er, no, my ancestors didn't run slave ships. That's just a rumor that the white people put out. Try some of my Colonel Moishe's Fried Chicken and Bagels, it's delicious.