Since when did medical doctors start asking whether you wear your seatbelt? Anyone else notice this?
They asked my minor child this question in front of me, they didn't ask me. Seems sort of minor but I'd argue this is a dangerous precedent.
- This is a huge expanse in scope. Medical professionals aren't there to assess safety protocols. Are they going to ask whether you wear a helmet, whether you look both ways before crossing?
- What are they going to do with this information? Call child protective services? Flag mental health concerns? Use it to justify search and siezure, etc.
There is a standard response for a parent in this situation. It is known as the "neck jab". In my experience it is always highly effective.
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It's a joke, I'm not actually advocating that anyone two-finger death punch their family's primary care physician!
You could always just stick two fingers while staring at his throat, that is perfectly legal.
She was only four days away from retirement!
Calm down. He was joking you hypersensitive fuckwit.
Look! A faggot
Insults aren't a threat, freak.
I was joking again! I don't think anyone on Earth that noticed a person sticking two fingers out while looking at their neck would assume they are about to have their larynx crushed.
Neck jabs are a terrible strike, they easily glance off and you are likely to break your fingers. What I would actually recommend is a groin kick, or an eye gouge.