Starlink has been hyped forever to the RV and yacht crowds, and they're beating up Musk for not having it implemented already.

You'd think those demographics would want to strive for privacy when they "bug out", but it just goes to show that having money doesn't make you smart.

The point here is satellites don't exist. Read this bullshit slowly. They have to build a “ground satellite” because the undersea cable was broke? How fucking dumb are people?

Nothing is in space. They need a temp splice while they repair the main cable is all this means.