It is well known that covid vaxes have nothing to do with the plague of heart attacks. No, medical science has revealed that hither to now, unknown causes of heart attacks have been Scottish ghosts. All the people dying young of heart attacks have been visited by spooks with bagpipes and wearing skirts, although not all of the ghosts are trannies, just the ones with fake beards and a female penis. To prevent the attacks, science says take vitamin C and avoid eating raw haggis.
It is well known that covid vaxes have nothing to do with the plague of heart attacks. No, medical science has revealed that hither to now, unknown causes of heart attacks have been Scottish ghosts. All the people dying young of heart attacks have been visited by spooks with bagpipes and wearing skirts, although not all of the ghosts are trannies, just the ones with fake beards and a female penis. To prevent the attacks, science says take vitamin C and avoid eating raw haggis.
makes more sense then the official narrative