after all the other ones that didn't do shit but were ADVERTISED as possibly maybe having the off-chance of doing so, i'm pretty sure now the whole-heartedly philantropic pharmaceutical companies are going to finally give me, FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE, the panacea of the deadliest pandemic in human history
yes, i'm definitely gonna take this one
after all the other ones that didn't do shit but were ADVERTISED as possibly maybe having the off-chance of doing so, i'm pretty sure now the whole-heartedly philantropic pharmaceutical companies are going to finally give me, FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE, the panacea of the deadliest pandemic in human history
AMEN