I have awarded you an honorary doctorate in rat psychology, It entitles you to many things, including full membership in Congress, Chairmanship of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and a discount on cheese biscuits at Red Lobster.
Good job.
I knew one day someone would recognize my expertise n such areas. I am honored and promise not to let you down, well other than my work in congress potentially. That is gonna be a fucking shit show for sure. My platform is mainly focused on 3 issues I feel strongly about. Which are in no particular order...
Settling personal vendettas by using my power to enact sweet sweet revenge over those who wronged me whether real or perceived.
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Open rebellion.
AOC. I wanna bang that broad man.
These are shovel ready policies that are deficit neutral that we can put into action on my first day in office in a bipartisan common sense policies. Should be a big hit. Plus there is always open rebellion to fall back on.
Now tell me more about that cheese biscuit benny. Would Ibe able to maintain while in office? Or would I be accused of being in the pocket of Big Lobster or have to abstain my vote on any Biscuit related issues that come to the floor?
Cheddar is also old slang for money. As in Congressmen selling out.
As for inside job, we need a traitor in Congress to be a traitor to his fellow traitors. It's turtles all the way down, in a manner of speaking.
I have awarded you an honorary doctorate in rat psychology, It entitles you to many things, including full membership in Congress, Chairmanship of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and a discount on cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. Good job.
I knew one day someone would recognize my expertise n such areas. I am honored and promise not to let you down, well other than my work in congress potentially. That is gonna be a fucking shit show for sure. My platform is mainly focused on 3 issues I feel strongly about. Which are in no particular order...
Settling personal vendettas by using my power to enact sweet sweet revenge over those who wronged me whether real or perceived.
'
Open rebellion.
AOC. I wanna bang that broad man.
These are shovel ready policies that are deficit neutral that we can put into action on my first day in office in a bipartisan common sense policies. Should be a big hit. Plus there is always open rebellion to fall back on.
Now tell me more about that cheese biscuit benny. Would Ibe able to maintain while in office? Or would I be accused of being in the pocket of Big Lobster or have to abstain my vote on any Biscuit related issues that come to the floor?
Cheese biscuits. Totally under the table and not taxed. You will make out like a bandit and no one will know you sold your soul for cheddar.
Sorry, not following you there. What do you mean?
Sold my soul? How? We need a guy like that in government. This guy is our best shot:
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/boot-hatted-satirist-vermin-supreme-launches-mock-senate-bid/
Cheddar is also old slang for money. As in Congressmen selling out. As for inside job, we need a traitor in Congress to be a traitor to his fellow traitors. It's turtles all the way down, in a manner of speaking.