So I got my corona vaccine yesterday and I believe they gave me a fake one.
I am still alive, haven't turned blind, didn't become a zombie, no blood clots, facial paralysis, and keys won't stick to my arm.
I can only conclude that the "vaccine" they gave me was just water.
Why would they do that? Why single me out and exclude me from the Great Reset Depopulation Plan?
Maybe they are saving some people for their evil goals after most of the population is killed off.
I am looking forward to roaming through a deserted wasteland and fight against bands of zombies and raiders.