World: “How come I live in Kenya and I did not witness aliens?” American: Because you are not free enough and in poverty, why would aliens contact you? World: “Is Canada or UK or Australia considered FREE enough?” American: No… we are the world’s freest country. World: Why is your military, showing you aliens, and not… Coca Cola representatives? American: Because we give our military 800 billion a year World: How much does Hollywood make? American: I don’t know… but a lot why? World: Mix your military and Hollywood budget, and what happens? American: uhhrrrr herp derp…. Independence Day?

World: I think it’s time to destroy americans, we can’t take it anymore.