Eye culd stahrt tieping lyke thys but eye thynk it wuld just mayke owr cultchur worce ovyr tyme. It wuld alsow mayke mi seem less entelijent so no won wuld lystin to mi.

Language does change over time, but there's no reason to forcibly degenerate it's common usage-- it will change enough naturally without forcing it.

Consider this for a moment: You're just doing this to feel like you're unique and special, and then you can condemn those who don't follow or like your "trend" as "close-minded." If I was close-minded I wouldn't be on this site and open to ideas about some very deep-seated lies in our world, including the fakeness of NASA as this post covers.