Knowing the covidiots in my life who have gotten sick while diligently wearing their masks, they'll definitely be thankful to have their suspicions confirmed by the media.

"I knew I should have been wearing 4 masks this whole time," they"ll say to themselves as they take their nightly bleach bath.

"That's the only way to explain how I, the most careful of all people, got sick. I just wasn't masking hard enough."