Dude's all 57 varieties rolled into one. Doctor Jan Karbaat was just trying to throw shade towards anyone looking into his own seed spreading.

He was ahead of his time, he helped lesbians and single moms have children when no-one else did.

From the documentary series Seeds of Deceit.

Women who can't get laid hanging out with men who can't get laid bringing a whole bunch of children into the world that won't get laid when they're older either.

But at least we have learing centers and transport to get to them, right?