Bro, I've done it. I went and bought a hardback Orthodox Study Bible. $56 USD. This is your doing, and you may brightly inform your peers you have turned a raised Baptist > confirmed Lutheran missionary to New Orleans during Katrina recovery > born-again atheist following confusion of being briefly dead following car accident > psychonaut exploring the universe and eventually coming back to a walk with the Lord following the discovery of DMT > quietly attending churches and trying to find one that passes the smell test > all the way into buying an Orthodox Study Bible, believing the Way you guys follow is more legitimate than any variant of Protestant or 'catholic,' seeking to learn and grow in what I see as likely the only uncorrupted church on this planet.

And you did it through polite, firm, honest discourse.

Bro, I've done it. I went and bought a hardback Orthodox Study Bible. $56 USD. This is your doing, and you may brightly inform your peers you have turned a raised Baptist > confirmed Lutheran missionary to New Orleans during Katrina recovery > born-again atheist following confusion of being briefly dead following car accident > psychonaut exploring the universe and eventually coming back to a walk with the Lord following the discovery of DMT > quietly attending churches and trying to find one that passes the smell test > all the way into buying an Orthodox Study Bible, believing the Way you guys follow is more legitimate than any variant of Protestant or 'catholic,' seeking to learn and grow in what I see as likely the only uncorrupted church on this planet.

Bro, I've done it. I went and bought a hardback Orthodox Study Bible. $56 USD.