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Monkey Ball X!

75 days ago
1 score
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ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ At the time of the assassination attempt on Saturday, I told my co-worker that I was "Angry at the trees outside for providing no shade". It was a flippant remark meant to confuse and dismiss his awkward inquiries on my mood, so that I could walk away from his curious attempts at comradery that masks his self doubt. Strange thing for me to say for sure. Left me feeling unbalanced to have even said it. Yet I saiddit, none the less.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ In addition, I had began thinking about Saturday the 13th earlier in the week, somehow being related to Friday the 13th, starting sometime around last Tuesday. I mussed on different aspects of word play, rolling around the numbers in my brain, trying to come up with clever movie titles for "Saturday the 13th", and what the premise of the movie would be, and how it could be related to the movie, "Saturday the 14th".

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ I've been spending hours now thinking and reading about a tree's shadow, and how this is related to bullet angles. And just this morning thinking back and realizing on what Saturday's actual date was, and of how, I had developed an angst related to this then upcoming date.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Anyways, I know that this is a long way of saying it, but I guess that my original point I was trying to make was that... I!... HATE!... SAUERKRAUT!!!!

(ᴼʰ,ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ).

...And that you might be gay.

...No Homo.

-̱͞|͞מ͟͞͞פ͟ו͟͞͞ק͞פ͟͞͞ק͞|̊̆ ‡.̗̀́

75 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ At the time of the assassination attempt on Saturday, I told my co-worker that I was "Angry at the trees outside for providing no shade". It was a flippant remark meant to confuse and dismiss his awkward inquiries on my mood, so that I could walk away from his curious attempts at comradery that masks his self doubt. Strange thing for me to say for sure. Left me feeling unbalanced to have even said it. Yet I saiddit, none the less.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ In addition, I had began thinking about Saturday the 13th earlier in the week, somehow being related to Friday the 13th, starting sometime around last Tuesday. I mussed on different aspects of word play, rolling around the numbers in my brain, trying to come up with clever movie titles for "Saturday the 13th", and what the premise of the movie would be, and how it could be related to the movie, "Saturday the 14th".

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ I've been spending hours now thinking and reading about a tree's shadow, and how this is related to bullet angles. And just this morning thinking back and realizing on what Saturday's actual date was, and of how, I had developed an angst related to this then upcoming date.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Anyways, I know that this is a long way of saying it, but I guess that my original point I was trying to make was that... I!... HATE!... SAUERKRAUT!!!! (ᴼʰ,ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ).

...And that you might be gay.

...No Homo.

-̱͞|͞מ͟͞͞פ͟ו͟͞͞ק͞פ͟͞͞ק͞|̊̆ ‡.̗̀́

75 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ At the time of the assassination attempt on Saturday, I told my co-worker that I was "Angry at the trees outside for providing no shade". It was a flippant remark meant to confuse and dismiss his awkward inquiries on my mood, so that I could walk away from his curious attempts at comradery that masks his self doubt. Strange thing for me to say for sure. Left me feeling unbalanced to have even said it. Yet I saiddit, none the less.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ In addition, I had began thinking about Saturday the 13th earlier in the week, somehow being related to Friday the 13th, starting sometime around last Tuesday. I mussed on different aspects of word play, rolling around the numbers in my brain, trying to come up with clever movie titles for "Saturday the 13th", and what the premise of the movie would be, and how it could be related to the movie, "Saturday the 14th".

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ I've been spending hours now thinking and reading about a tree's shadow, and how this is related to bullet angles. And just this morning thinking back and realizing on what Saturday's actual date was, and of how, I had developed an angst related to this then upcoming date.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Anyways, I know that this is a long way of saying it, but I guess that my original point I was trying to make was that... I!... HATE!... SAUERKRAUT!!!! (ᴼʰ,ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ).

...And that you might be gay.

...No Homo.

-̱͞|͞מ͟͞͞פ͟ו͟͞͞ק͞פ͟͞͞ק͞|̊̆ ‡.̗̀́

75 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ At the time of the assassination attempt on Saturday, I told my co-worker that I was "Angry at the trees outside for providing no shade". It was a flippant remark meant to confuse and dismiss his awkward inquiries on my mood, so that I could walk away from his odd attempts at comradery that mask his self doubt. Strange thing for me to say for sure. Left me feeling unbalanced to have said. Yet I saiddit, none the less.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Also, I had began thinking about Saturday the 13th, somehow being related to Friday the 13th, starting sometime around last Tuesday. I mussed on different aspects of word play, rolling around the numbers in my brain, trying to come up with clever movie titles for "Saturday the 13th", and what the premise of the movie would be, and how it could be related to the movie, "Saturday the 14th".

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ I've been spending hours now thinking and reading about a tree's shadow, and how this is related to bullet angles. And just this morning thinking back and realizing on what Saturday's actual date was, and of how, I had developed an angst related to this then upcoming date.

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Anyways, I know this is a long way of saying it, but my original point was, I HATE SAUERKRAUT! (ᴼʰ,ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ).

-̱͞|͞מ͟͞͞פ͟ו͟͞͞ק͞פ͟͞͞ק͞|̊̆ ‡.̗̀́

75 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

At the time of the assassination attempt on Saturday, I told my co-worker that I was "Angry at the trees outside for providing no shade". It was a flippant remark meant to confuse and dismiss his awkward inquiries on my mood, so that I could walk away from his odd attempts at comradery that mask his self doubt. Strange thing for me to say for sure. Left me feeling unbalanced to have said. Yet I saiddit, none the less.

Also, I had began thinking about Saturday the 13th, somehow being related to Friday the 13th, starting sometime around last Tuesday. I mussed on diffrent aspects of word play, rolling around the numbers in my brain, trying to come up with clever movie titles for "Saturday the 13th", and what the premise of the movie would be, and how it could be related to the movie, "Saturday the 14th".

I've been spending hours now thinking and reading about a tree's shadow, and how this is related to bullet angles. And just this morning thinking back and realizing on what Saturday's actual date was, and of how, I had developed an angst related to this then upcoming date.

Anyways, I know this is a long way of saying it, but my original point was, I HATE SAUERKRAUT! ᴼʰ,ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵗˡᵉ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ.

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75 days ago
1 score