Lucy is not the oldest Chimp in existence either. https://phys.org/news/2021-10-oldest-footprints-pre-humans-crete.html

God damn I watched how they found Lucy, and it was the biggest hoax on the Planet. They have this guy who just makes it up as he goes along. He is the indigenous scout of their supposed matter, he leads a team of fossil hunters looking for the apemen along a region where the nile retreated. It is an otherwise desert now, with few toxic scrubs, beating sun over the rocks and sand. In a region subjected to historic war and constant turmoil. They need passes to enter. Anyhow this shaman can spot any other rock and name it an animal, or Lucy. He licks them, does a dance with a skull fetish, and uses a forked stick to find their bones. Then he picks up the rocks and starts calling them parts of skulls. That smooth pebble is a definite skull, and that petrified stick is a vertebrate, by shaking his talisman, and licking the stones, and walking around in circles with his forked stick, chanting hmmm mmmh hmmmm, there's the apeman. Look it's in a dated riverbed. Seriously, I have never seen anything as absurd in all my life. Apparently he's the local global expert in monkey hunting their distinctive remains. Smooth rounded soft stones that resemble cranium along an ancient riverbed. Found by licking pebbles, and shaking a talisman. Perhaps some are animal remains, but it truly is mysticism.

The remains are selling for multi millions, hence the tribalism. Another gold rush.

Pause and think. So Africa. The water holes, waterways are full of dead animals. Along the ancient Nile subjected to countless wars. The beating sun bleaches and pertifies bones in days as the constant sand strips them. Look folks let's just combine them, sculpting nice little narratives.

Lucy is not the oldest Chimp in existence either. https://phys.org/news/2021-10-oldest-footprints-pre-humans-crete.html

God damn I watched how they found Lucy, and it was the biggest hoax on the Planet. They have this guy who just makes it up as he goes along. He is the indigenous scout of their supposed matter, he leads a team of fossil hunters looking for the apemen along a region where the nile retreated. It is an otherwise desert now, with few toxic scrubs, beating sun over the rocks and sand. In a region subjected to historic war and constant turmoil. They need passes to enter. Anyhow this shaman can spot any other rock and name it an animal, or Lucy. He licks them, does a dance with a skull fetish, and uses a forked stick to find their bones. Then he picks up the rocks and starts calling them parts of skulls. That smooth pebble is a definite skull, and that petrified stick is a vertebrate, by shaking his talisman, and licking the stones, and walking around in circles with his forked stick, chanting hmmm mmmh hmmmm, there's the apeman. Look it's in a dated riverbed. Seriously, I have never seen anything as absurd in all my life. Apparently he's the local global expert in monkey hunting their distinctive remains. Smooth rounded soft stones that resemble cranium along an ancient riverbed. Found by licking pebbles, and shaking a talisman. Perhaps some are animal remains, but it truly is mysticism.

The remains are selling for multi millions, hence the tribalism. Another gold rush.

Pause and think. So Africa. The water holes, waterways are full of dead animals. Along the Nile subjected to countless wars. The beating sun bleaches and pertifies bones in days as the constant sand strips them. Look folks let's just combine them, sculpting nice little narratives.

Lucy is not the oldest Chimp in existence either. https://phys.org/news/2021-10-oldest-footprints-pre-humans-crete.html

God damn I watched how they found Lucy, and it was the biggest hoax on the Planet. They have this guy who just makes it up as he goes along. He is the indigenous scout of their supposed matter, he leads a team of fossil hunters looking for the apemen along a region where the nile retreated. It is an otherwise desert now, with few toxic scrubs, beating sun over the rocks and sand. In a region subjected to historic war and constant turmoil. They need passes to enter. Anyhow this shaman can spot any other rock and name it an animal, or Lucy. He licks them, does a dance with a skull fetish, and uses a forked stick to find their bones. Then he picks up the rocks and starts calling them parts of skulls. That smooth pebble is a definite skull, and that petrified stick is a vertebrate, by shaking his talisman, and licking the stones, and walking around in circles with his forked stick, chanting hmmm mmmh hmmmm, there's the apeman. Look it's in a dated riverbed. Seriously, I have never seen anything as absurd in all my life. Apparently he's the local global expert in monkey hunting their distinctive remains. Smooth rounded soft stones that resemble cranium along an ancient riverbed. Found by licking pebbles, and shaking a talisman. Perhaps some are animal remains, but it truly is mysticism.

The remains are selling for multi millions, hence the tribalism. Another gold rush.

Pause and think. So Africa. The water holes, waterways are full of dead animals. Along the Nile subjected to countless wars. The beating sun bleaches and pertifies bones in days as the constant sand strips them. Look folks let's just combine them.

Lucy is not the oldest Chimp in existence either. https://phys.org/news/2021-10-oldest-footprints-pre-humans-crete.html

God damn I watched how they found Lucy, and it was the biggest hoax on the Planet. They have this guy who just makes it up as he goes along. He is the indigenous scout of their supposed matter, he leads a team of fossil hunters looking for the apemen along a region where the nile retreated. It is an otherwise desert now, with few toxic scrubs, beating sun over the rocks and sand. In a region subjected to historic war and constant turmoil. They need passes to enter. Anyhow this shaman can spot any other rock and name it an animal, or Lucy. He licks them, does a dance with a skull fetish, and uses a forked stick to find their bones. Then he picks up the rocks and starts calling them parts of skulls. That smooth pebble is a definite skull, and that petrified stick is a vertebrate, by shaking his talisman, and licking the stones, and walking around in circles with his forked stick, chanting hmmm mmmh hmmmm, there's the apeman. Look it's in a dated riverbed. Seriously, I have never seen anything as absurd in all my life. Apparently he's the local global expert in monkey hunting their distinctive remains. Smooth rounded soft stones that resemble cranium along an ancient riverbed. Found by licking pebbles, and shaking a talisman. Perhaps some are animal remains, but it truly is mysticism.

The remains are selling for multi millions, hence the tribalism. Another gold rush.

Lucy is not the oldest Chimp in existence either. https://phys.org/news/2021-10-oldest-footprints-pre-humans-crete.html

God damn I watched how they found Lucy, and it was the biggest hoax on the Planet. They have this guy who just makes it up as he goes a long. He is the indigenous scout of their supposed matter, he leads a team of fossil hunters looking for the apemen along a region where the nile retreated. It is an otherwise desert now, with few toxic scrubs, beating sun over the rocks and sand. In a region subjected to historic war and constant turmoil. They need passes to enter. Anyhow this shaman can spot any other rock and name it an animal, or Lucy. He licks them, does a dance with a skull fetish, and uses a forked stick to find their bones. Then he picks up the rocks and starts calling them parts of skulls. That smooth pebble is a definite skull, and that petrified stick is a vertebrate, by shaking his talisman, and licking the stones, and walking around in circles with his forked stick, chanting hmmm mmmh hmmmm, there's the apeman. Look it's in a dated riverbed. Seriously, I have never seen anything as absurd in all my life. Apparently he's the local global expert in monkey hunting their distinctive remains. Smooth rounded soft stones that resemble cranium along an ancient riverbed. Found by licking pebbles, and shaking a talisman. Perhaps some are animal remains, but it truly is mysticism.

The remains are selling for multi millions, hence the tribalism. Another gold rush.