He's dead. Not that they will announce that. A "Senator" is too important to give up for such a trivial reason.

UPDATE: Apparently others are figuring this out. And just FYI, I maintain that CA Gov Newsom has been dead over a year, even winning reselection, so don't expect anything to happen with Fetterman. The body double search for such a freak must be incredibly challenging.

BREAKING: Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman is allegedly brain dead and being kept from public eye until August 18th to avoid special election contest.

He's dead. Not that they will announce that. A "Senator" is too important to give up for such a trivial reason.