How DARE YOU! They were just having hot steamy meth-fueled homo sex! At least a toddler didn't drop in and accidentally get raped. You know how those coke-fueled cornholin's can go. Next thing you know, your wife walks in and you're covered in man-yogurt and you want a hit of meth but your god damned gay lover has smoked the last one and your dealer, Chuck Schumer, isn't home, he's on "the island."

How DARE YOU! They were just having hot steamy coke-fueled homo sex! At least a toddler didn't drop in and accidentally get raped. You know how those coke-fueled cornholin's can go. Next thing you know, your wife walks in and you're covered in man-yogurt and you want a hit of meth but your god damned gay lover has smoked the last one and your dealer, Chuck Schumer, isn't home, he's on "the island."