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These are the same people who think Devils Rock was a tree. They stare at clouds, no, rocks, and conjure things. But coastal erosion is nothing new. That formation occurs on every coastline. Waves cause a hole and an arch to occur, until eventually there's nothing left.

Other places have been worn from rains, and other geology, like earthquakes and volcanoes, or often there's a human hand, carving roads, removing trees.

But more often they're imagining things, like dinos. Worse, when the science hasn't found assumed animal matter, in the form of calcification. Dinos are bullshit. They have no idea what it was until they carve it. Then it's a dinosaur, because look at that CGI. We think it was an animal, because there's calcification, but if we stare at it long enough we've invented the Dino. None of the bones are real, they're a theory, and then an invention. Where all it took was some rock carving. Like the gargoyle. No, gargoyles don't exist. They're mythology. But dinosaurs are really scientific. Wait, so they didn't believe in gargoyles either? No, they did, but dinosaurs are real. We believe in them. Yea.

2 years ago
1 score
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These are the same people who think Devils Rock was a tree. They stare at clouds, no, rocks and conjure things. But coastal erosion is nothing new. That formation occurs on every coastline. Waves cause a hole and an arch to occur, until eventually there's nothing left.

Other places have been worn from rains, and other geology like earthquakes and volcanoes, or often there's a human hand, carving roads, removing trees.

But more often they're imagining things, like dinos. Worse, when the science hasn't found assumed animal matter, in the form of calcification. Dinos are bullshit. They have no idea what it was until they carve it. Then it's a dinosaur, because look at that CGI. We think it was an animal, because there's calcification, but if we stare at it long enough we've invented the Dino. None of the bones are real, they're a theory, and then an invention. Where all it took was some rock carving. Like the gargoyle. No, gargoyles don't exist. They're mythology. But dinosaurs are really scientific. Wait, so they didn't believe in gargoyles either? No, they did, but dinosaurs are real. We believe in them. Yea.

2 years ago
1 score