I'm sure that Dr Pierre's papers on 'How All Male Wolves Are Racist Suppressors of Female Sheep' and the one on how crows are black, but when they steal trinkets it's the white man's fault, will become frequently cited in prestigious journals.

Why do I know without seeing it that Dr. Pierre has pink hair?

I'm sure that Dr Pierre's papers on 'How Wolves Are Racist Suppressors of Sheep' and the one on how crows are black, but when they steal trinkets it's the white man's fault, will become frequently cited in prestigious journals.

Why do I know without seeing it that Dr. Pierre has pink hair?

When I founded the Critical Race Institute of Inclusive Diverse Turbo-Mecha-Electro Lawn Mowing and Arson, I never expected to get rich.

But thanks to donations from a mysterious benefactor with very baggy eyes, I am now insanely wealthly after burning down a few police stations in Portland and Chicago.