Leaving Reddit is like first being in a shit-filled sewer and then God zaps you to .win heaven, where you get 76 virgins and preferential seating at the Superbowl with your bros. As for Reddit, there should be a law, we'll make it DZP's Law, that after awhile most social media sites turn into giant wading pools filled with hog shit, where the lifeguards are all pedos who also bang goats while on duty. Some of them drop their cocaine into the pool, scrape it back out, then snort it off a shit-slimed mirror labeled r/politics.

Leaving Reddit is like first being in a shit-filled sewer and then God zaps you to .win heaven, where you get 76 virgins and preferential seating at the Superbowl with your bros. There should be a law, we'll make it DZP's Law, that after awhile most social media sites turn into giant wading pools filled with hog shit, where the lifeguards are all pedos who also bang goats while on duty. Some of them drop their cocaine into the pool, scrape it back out, then snort it off a shit-slimed mirror labeled r/politics.

Leaving Reddit is like first being in a shit-filled sewer and then God zaps you to .win heaven and where you get 76 virgins and preferential seating at the Superbowl. There should be a law, we'll make it DZP's Law, that after awhile most social media sites turn into giant wading pools filled with hog shit, where the lifeguards are all pedos who also bang goats while on duty. Some of them drop their cocaine into the pool, scrape it back out, then snort it off a shit-slimed mirror labeled r/politics.

Leaving Reddit is like first being in a shit-filled sewer and then God zaps you to heaven and you get 76 virgins and preferential seating at the Superbowl. There should be a law, we'll make it DZP's Law, that after awhile most social media sites turn into giant wading pools filled with hog shit, where the lifeguards are all pedos who also bang goats while on duty. Some of them drop their cocaine into the pool, scrape it back out, then snort it off a shit-slimed mirror labeled r/politics.