Also, it was built entirely with Mexican illegals labor. In their hunger, they made penguin tacos. But after that, the polar bears came and ate them, which was convenient, leaving no need to pay them. One laborer, Jose Gonzales, escaped the slaughter but he soon perished when his sombrero blew off and his head froze solid. The astronomers now use it as a baseline reference point when aiming the telescope.

Source: "Fucked Up Science" by Arthur J. Schmerdlinger; MIT Press, 2015, and Wikipedia.

Also, it was built entirely with Mexican illegals labor. In their hunger, they made penguin tacos. But after that, the polar bears came and ate them, which was convenient, leaving no need to pay them. One laborer, Jose Gonzales, escaped the slaughter but he soon perished when his sombrero blew off and his head froze solid. The astronomers now use it as a baseline reference point when aiming the telescope.

Source: "Fucked Up Science" by Arthur J. Schmerdlinger; MIT Press, 1993, and Wikipedia.