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So... To sum up the article: It's bad that he didn't do the thing that we think would be bad, making it so we can't blame him for doing a bad thing!

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*Four Double D Space Checkers™Available exclusively through the Apple Pay++ Play store for your Iphone 16 Triple Pro Max! Local nuclear regulatory laws may apply, seek medical aid after four days of continued existence.

So... To sum up the article: It's bad that he didn't do the thing that we think would be bad, making it so we can't blame him for doing a bad thing!

Diabolic! This is some Four Double D Space Checkers™/* right there!

*Four Double D Space Checkers™Available exclusively through the Apple Pay++ Play store for your Iphone 16 Triple Pro Max! Local nuclear regulatory law may apply seek medical aid after four days of continued existence.

So... To sum up the article: It's bad that he didn't do the thing that we think would be bad, making it so we can't blame him for doing a bad thing!

Diabolic! This is some 4 Double D Space Checkers™/* right there!

*Available exclusively through the Apple Pay++ Play store for your Iphone 16 Triple Pro Max!