Totally. As we are popping out kids, most of my peers are having to turn to fertility clinics.

I tell them the secret but none want to listen:

Don't keep a cell phone in your front pocket. Instead wear cargo pants and shorts to put it in the lower side. Keep it away from your gonads.

Every idiot dad like myself with a bunch of kids walking through Costco has the same uniform. Cargo shorts and pants

Totally. As we are popping out kids, most of my peers are having to turn to fertility clinics.

I tell them the secret but none want to listen:

Don't keep a cell phone in your fron pocket. Instead wear cargo pants and shorts to put in in the lower side. Keep it away from your gonads.

Every idiot dad like myself with a bunch of kids walking through Costco has the same uniform. Cargo shorts and pants