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If you take them to a hospital and you really scare the shit out of them, their heart rate will go nice and wild, the hospital will claim its because their lungs are filling up with fluid and therefore the heart is working harder and could give out... its best if we paralyze their lungs with this other emergency use drug, and put them on a vent. Now if they do a really top notch job, the EUA drug will destroy their kidneys, causing them to actually get real pneumonia which of course vents are not designed for, and which has never been used to treat pneumonia before... the correct response would be a steroid you inhale, normally. EDIT: The likely conclusion is the patients death, last I heard vents are killing at least 80%. If you are feeding your kid shit and not letting them get enough sun, then start by getting them some zinc, and some vitamin d, c.

3 years ago
2 score
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If you take them to a hospital and you really scare the shit out of them, their heart rate will go nice and wild, the hospital will claim its because their lungs are filling up with fluid and therefore the heart is working harder and could give out... its best if we paralyze their lungs with this other emergency use drug, and put them on a vent. Now if they do a really top notch job, the EUA drug will destroy their kidneys, causing them to actually get real pneumonia which of course vents are not designed for, and which has never been used to treat pneumonia before... the correct response would be a steroid you inhale, normally.

3 years ago
1 score