I..I have a deep dark secret I'm so ashamed of. I'm a ... gulp .. superstraight Christian-valued white guy who doesn't molest children. And I admire Trump. Oh god. There, I admitted it all. It's out in the open. Now that that's out, I know I will never be able to be a Reddit admin.

I..I have a deep dark secret I'm so ashamed of. I'm a ... gulp .. superstraight Christian-valued white guy who doesn't molest children, hate blacks, or beat women. And I admire Trump. Oh god. There, I admitted it all. It's out in the open. Now that that's out, I know I will never be able to be a Reddiit admin.