"This man looks exactly like Donald Trump in a hoodie. We believe it is conclusive proof he both started the murderous riots and tried to blow up innocent people. We think this is enough evidence to convince the Supreme Court to put Trump away for life. That trash bag was obviously full of nuclear explosives Trump obtained from Russia. We have testimony from Eric Swalwell proving that Trump likes Romanian goat cheese."

"This man looks exactly like Donald Trump in a hoodie. We believe ot is conclusive proof he both started the murderous riots and tried to blow up innocent people. We think this is enough evidence to convince the Supreme Court to put Trump away for life. That trash bag was obviously full of nuclear explosives Trump obtained from Russia. We have testimony from Eric Swalwell proving that Trump likes Romanian goat cheese."