Share banned books in r/BannedBooks - OY VEY! NOT *THOSE* BANNED BOOKS!!!
(files.catbox.moe)
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
Comments (16)
sorted by:
I can't really do it because it's in German and the structure won't work...but I can take the English lyrics and make them way better.
Back at home, there lived a little maiden and she's called Erika. That girl was my faithful little darling and my joy, Erika. When the fire blooms all red, the heat fatal, I sing her this song while weeping. On the ground, there's a pile of ash, and she's called Erika.
Bonus points if you imagine a stormfaggot singing it on the verge of tears
I think you could do better but I still nearly fell off my chair laughing, picturing the subhuman stormfag singing it to a pile of ashes no bigger than a burned out cigarette.
Shame the Allies didn't firebomb the Edelweiss or we could have done that one too.
Why did nobody suggest that, I'm so disappointed.
I guess firebombing flower fields in the Alps would have been a "waste of resources" even though it would have made the one balled bastard cry.