Satellites hang from balloons. Like this. You can choose to believe NASA that all these balloon satellites launches are tests, or, realize that things can't orbit because this place isn't a globe, and space is not what you've been told either - Conspiracies

Satellites hang from balloons. Like this. You can choose to believe NASA that all these balloon satellites launches are tests, or, realize that things can't orbit because this place isn't a globe, and space is not what you've been told either (media.conspiracies.win)

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– WindyJibbz 4 points 1 month ago +4 / -0

Sateloons. As shown on The Simpsons. Or from such Joe Biden films as, Chinese Spy Barroon.

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– Hate4_Zetetics [S] 1 point 1 month ago +2 / -1

Yup. Happy to find another one out there who's awake.

Funny how everyone knows they exist, NASA's satellite launching facilities use more helium than any other company in the world. Need to find the source for that.

but no one actually believes that that's what all, 100% of all satellites are flying from.

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