TL/DR: This is the final part of an unintentional three-part series which will Ouroboros us back in the improbable loop of connections among and between Billy the Kid, Freemasons and the Morgan Affair, and Joseph Smith and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, with excursions to Mitt Romney and an alien invasion.

We pick up where we left off in what turned out to be part two:

Did you know William Morgan and Joseph Smith were Eskimo brothers? Now I think the whole “Freemasons murdered a guy!” thing was just another psyop (conspiracies.win 11/17/2024)

It was 1826 and William Morgan (anti-Mason) had just been fake murdered and left behind his fake widow, Lucinda (Pendleton) Harris (1801-1856). I have a few remarks about her genealogy.

In 1830, four years after the psyop, she marries a man named George Washington Harris Esq (1780-1856). His genealogy is virtually non-existent (sus). He was from Lanesborough, Massachusetts (home state of the Spooks) and when last we saw Lucinda, she was in Youngstown, NY, over 300 miles away (all pretty sus).

Also sus in a weird way: Lucinda and William had a son named Thomas Jefferson Morgan, and now she marries a guy who is also also named after a President? Maybe, but note that GWH was born while the Revolution was still in progress. If everything had not come out the right way that would have been pretty awkward for his entire life. In sum, my guess is that GWH was just another spook, and that his name and their marriage were both fake. By the end of this tale I think you might agree.

Lucinda’s Wikitree page linked above has a decent timeline with a ton of red flags. First, she married William when she was 18 and he was 45. Now, I would guess that by this point I’ve done more genealogical research than 99.9% of the population and those big age gaps were not common whatsoever. They are much more common today, actually. Then she marries George and he’s 20 years her senior. Okay, maybe she was into the daddy vibe but I’m thinking it’s all just spookery.

The timeline relative to the LDS is even more suspect. Lucinda and George move from NY to Terre Haute in 1834 and are baptized into the church. No reason given for any of this, but okay. The suspect move is this: “By August 5, 1835, they had left Terre Haute for Far West, Missouri.” The thing is, as we find out from the wiki of Joseph Smith:

By 1838, Smith had abandoned plans to redeem Zion in Jackson County, and instead declared the town of Far West, Missouri, in Caldwell County, as the new "Zion". In Missouri, the church also took the name "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints", and construction began on a new temple. In the weeks and months after Smith and Rigdon arrived at Far West, thousands of Latter Day Saints followed them from Kirtland.

Hang on—Lucinda and Harris beat him there by at least 2.5 years, didn’t they? What did they know about Far West that took Joseph Smith that long to find out? And that apparently no one else to this day seems to want to share? If anyone thinks of Far West as important it’s because of the LDS, but they weren’t there in 1835. It adds up to strings being pulled behind the scenes and the Harrises working for the string-pullers.

Then there’s all this lame drama (who cares) and everybody ends up in Nauvoo, Illinois. That’s where the real drama takes place:

"Sarah Pratt reported that while in Nauvoo Lucinda had admitted a long-standing relationship with Smith", though Compton admits that this statement is "antagonistic, third-hand, and late"; and that there is an "early Nauvoo temple proxy sealing to Smith". This marriage was polyandrous, as Lucinda lived with her husband George Washington Harris until about 1853. Compton believes the marriage occurred around 1838, when Smith was living with Lucinda and her husband.

I could not possibly read up on all the LDS nonsense, but it appears Joseph is the only Mormon ever to have married married women. Looks to me like this was Lucinda’s vector. So, you can believe it was just regular old polyandry if you like, but I think it was all part of setting up Joseph Smith. He gets smoked just a few years later and that’s when I assume the string-pullers finally took control of the LDS.

You’ll find that last quote on the page List of Joseph Smith's wives. That’s actually how I stumbled on to all this in the first place. That page is hot-linked on William Morgan’s page but under the name of his wife, and when I accidentally hovered over it, I saw a picture of Joseph Smith and went, “WTF?!” It was so bizarre that I actually spent several minutes trying to figure out the reason this connection would be logical and expected. No, it’s not either of those.

Did you catch the name of the source of the gossip, Sarah Pratt? That wraps us right around to the beginning of this three-parter:

Billy the Kid was the cousin of two Mormon OGs that overthrew Joseph Smith and the LDS, which should tell you one was fake and the other controlled from way back (plus the Parkers appear!) (conspiracies.win 11/12/2024)

There, I aired my speculation that Parley and Orson Pratt were behind the takeover of the LDS. Sarah was married to Orson. Apparently, she became disaffected, left the Church, and started telling tales. An early Leah Remini of sorts.

Bonus deep genealogy which you just cannot make up: Lucinda’s paternal grandmother was named Mary Cabell (Horsley) Pendleton. I was doing some (what I thought was) unrelated genealogy work that I finished just before I began writing this. You know how we talked about the “Hopkinsville Goblins” at the end of the last post? Well, Hopkinsville, Kentucky, is named after Congressman Samuel Hopkins. His direct ancestor, Col. Arthur Francis Hopkins, MD (1699-1767), had a daughter named Mary (1735-1811) who married a man named Joseph Cabell, Sr., M.D. (1732-1798).

That Cabell gave us Gen. Charles P. Cabell (Deputy Director of the CIA, fired by JFK), Earle Cabell (mayor of Dallas when JFK’s head got fired), and (I heavily suspect) Ann Cabell Standish, wife of Robert Mueller. It’s all pretty spooky after a while, isn’t it?

Thanks for reading!

PS: If you enjoyed the bizarre jaunts into the “alien” stuff, be sure to stay tuned for what will be at least a couple of posts on the deep connections between the “UFO phenomenon” and the Salem Witch Trials. You won’t believe it! (Except you probably should because I’ll be giving you all the links.)